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another day...another blog

another blog....another youtbe clip

play this one!!!



I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down its throat....So what

is that, or is that not the best lyric ever???

actually no...I prefer...I've fucked this, I've fucked that, I even fucked a school girls twat...so what...


well...back to work tomorrow....hey ho...lets go.... I have devised a meticulously evil plan for survival.....I do not know of anyone ever fired for under performance, they have to provide about 2 years of training/action contracts/disciplinaries before they can get anywhere close...so I am going for the as little as possible approach to it all....my boss was going to phne me today to discuss tomorrow, and she hasn't., so if they don't give a fuck about me, why the fuck should I care about helping her to get a bonus.... if you dont like the word cunt....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


the stupid cunt faced, shit eating, couldn't get laid in a rapist prison wing, undeserving, ungrateful, fanny eating to get a promotion, dyke face soul destroying, worse than daytime tv, cunting cunt of fucking cuntinness... that she is



someitmes I am harsh....and my blogs are suually reserved...but for thos ewho haven't quite guessed how sick in the head I am, and just how twisted my humour is....
that is only really a taste of it.... and spoilered next is my mildest of evil jokes..serioously don't actually click that if you are easily/moderately/takes a lot to offend you offended...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri?
Haven't got a ferarri in my garage

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats furry and spits?
Hamster in a frying pan

Whats red and sits in the corner?
A baby with a razor blade

Whats green and sits in the corner?
same baby 6 months later


if you were offended, I'm sorry, did warn you, don;t report me...lol



sorry, I don't know whym, I am slightly angry, and when I am anry I try to offend through funniness....I love you all...and well...you know...I'm stressed...lol

ah wellm, off to iron my trousers for work, and cook dinner, I will no doubt lblog tomorrow, with either Kill yourself emo music, or angry metal music...or a confsed mix of both...I post anything by Bjork please come and kill me!!

VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
libra:
ok so i like these too






this is a very good website loads of asian imports.
Mar 8, 2008
libra:
and why arent you a member of the sneaker group?
Mar 8, 2008

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