deadmanshand

Went to see Jimmy Carr last night, for carolines sisters brithday, so I didn't even have to pay!! and he was proper fucking funny, with some very sick jokes....my favourite being (be warned!!)

and also posed some interesting moral dilemmas...Would you kill a whale to save 2 panda's?? a resounding yes from the crowd in nottingham!!! and even worse...would you fuck your dad to save your mum......wrong...so very wrong!!!

but alas despite moral dilemmas and seeing your girlfreind giggle in the exact same way as her mum at the word cunt!! it was a very good night out, and I really should see more stand up comedy cos I do quite love it...

and just to push Bashter of the Edge!!! VEGAS is onyl a little over a week away, we still need to get money changed, travel insurance (well I'm covered through work but caroline isn't, I am technically more valuable dead than alive at the moment!!)

had an all day team meeting today to discuss targets for next year, they seem a bit easy (almost too easy, so we are all a bit suspicious, and they kept mentioning they copuld be reviewd at the end of quarter 1 next year!!) but anyway, the targets, plus what they have decided they actually want us to do, i.e. actually be based in a branch 100% of the time, rather than out and about and that suits me a bit better (with not driving, and generally being lazy) so I am going to give it another crack for 3 months and see how it goes, but they did also say that if we think long and hard about what we are going to do next year they wikll support ius in finding new jobs in the group, so I can hold on to my pay and benefits, which I don't see any other companies matching...

other than that, this weekend I will be going to my parents fgor another pre xmas dinner, which means having to wrap presents on saturday...or I may just play on my XBOX and let caroline do it, but her wrapping is bloody atrocious!!

ah well, am sure I will update again before then!!

Hope everyone is having fun and getting ready for Xmas!!

and I can't believe that people with such awesome beards could make somethign this bad....