i wrote a novel, got it published, with a lovely advance, that i invested in the movie, which went huge, and earnt me a pretty lil penny or billion, i then managed to make it as international rock star, and spent several hours drinking cheap booze and playing with expensive women....
i then had so much money i didnt know what to do with it so i got more cheap booze, and even more expensive women, that i paid to do weird shit to cheap women with expensive booze....i got bored, and invested it all in a dot com compnay who intended to fly your beloved pet to space, the only problem was they only had a one size fits all space suit and only a lil space ship....
and well lets just say there was an incident with a highland terrier, a tiger, 3 chickens and a llama, which led to it going tits up, and i lost all my millions, the booze ran dry, the women just left me for a real millionaire, and now here i am...
making up shit to say on the internet, watching snooker, and all before i've had lunch
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what did you do today?
i then had so much money i didnt know what to do with it so i got more cheap booze, and even more expensive women, that i paid to do weird shit to cheap women with expensive booze....i got bored, and invested it all in a dot com compnay who intended to fly your beloved pet to space, the only problem was they only had a one size fits all space suit and only a lil space ship....
and well lets just say there was an incident with a highland terrier, a tiger, 3 chickens and a llama, which led to it going tits up, and i lost all my millions, the booze ran dry, the women just left me for a real millionaire, and now here i am...
making up shit to say on the internet, watching snooker, and all before i've had lunch
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what did you do today?
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Clearasil That's not fair is it I'm 32 now and i still have to use the stuff aswell
I work with people who have learning difficulties supporting them to lead as normal a life as is possible which can be hard at times but it tends to be more fun There all lovley they just have there moments like the rest of us so sometimes people will lash out at you
A few months back i got a really spotty chin and it was really sore and looked awful I tried everything The dr said it was stress and he couldn't give me anything so i continued trying everything possible including those chinese herbal tablets They cost a fortune and didnt do a thing Then i got an ingrown hair on my leg and it got infected cos i tried to dig it out with some unsterilsed scissors so the dr gave me some cream to heal it up Well it didn't do a thing as usual so i thought i might aswell stick the cream on my chin and my spots were gone within 2 days Haven't come back since