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Friday Sep 16, 2005

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Sorry I haven't been around for a wee while but Ive been super busy. Thankyou all so much for the birthday wishes you lot rock.

Right I better be off cause I've got to be best man in Vegas eeek

Loves ya smile .
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user062223111:
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.




today! i am up to nothing, gonna go get some lunch later then im gonna working on that vid cutting some music for it. other than that nadda
Oct 21, 2005
user062223111:
there ones involving, pirates. and going limp... and the immortal words of HRRRRRRRRRRR to resurrect and erection... butt the parrot flys off and it gets a bit wacky.....

i'll give you a snippet..


Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.



[Edited on Oct 21, 2005 4:55PM]

Oct 21, 2005

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