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20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer at passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want Fries
with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Walk down your local high street wearing a frogman's outfit and shouting "Kelloggs!" at
the top of your voice.


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I have just bought Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds "Abattoir Blues / The Lyre Of Opheus" and Tom Waits "Real Gone"
What was the last album you bought or downloaded?
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
user062223111:
not with my funny nips!, plus i don't think i could stand being a woman! or i could convince the Lady to strip (fat fucken chance of that happening lol biggrin) plus her logins to long and i can't spell it!

Dam dyslexia!
Oct 13, 2004
user062223111:
I'm watching some doggey polysics DVD that Tom got from Japan to see if we're on it..... sad little boy, enjoy the buffet wink
Oct 13, 2004

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