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deadlyeye

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Sunday Jun 13, 2004

Jun 13, 2004
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I've fallen hard for somebody REALLY fast. 'Tis strange indeed. Oh well.

Anyhow.. I was attacked by ants yesterday. I was outside yesterday (barefoot) and I felt a slight sting then an itching / burning sensation. I look down and there is this little itty bitty ant on top of my foot. The little cocksucker bit me. So, I bend over to squish it. My wrath that ant felt. Fast forward a minute or two... Another ouchie.. this time on my hand. Two of those little bastards were on my hand. Now, these things are soooooooo tiny.. but, their bite stings really bad. I look around the ground and there are tons of the little things all over the ground. In the end, I retreated.
An hour later! I return to the field of battle and crush their offense and obliterate their defense. One little step for me.. one big motherfucking foot to their home. KABLAM! The ants rush out like spreading wildfire.. Little did they know what I had brought with me to this engagement...
I sprayed down death from the skies in the form of aerosol propelled poison.
I could hear them screaming "OH MY GOD!!! WHY????" as they twitched on the ground in death throes.
I won.
The end.
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kosomot:
have a great summer. smile
Jun 24, 2004
smuffy:
WHERE ARE YOU???

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Jun 25, 2004

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