deaddarkstar

Yet another Christmas Carol.....

what can i say, i crack myself up with this shit...i could do this for a living

*think of rudolph*

Stewart, the bank accountant
Lived a very violent life
And if you were at the funeral
You were witness to his strife

All of the other accountants
Used to pick on his balding head
They never knew that Stewart
Wished he could make them dead

Then one bright Monday morning
Bossman came to say:
Stewart, you are fired today
Don't come back ever again

Then all the accountants loathed him
As they screamed and cried and died
Stewart, the bank accountant
You took out the industry!

i know, i know, you all loved it....