I totally cut the fuck out of my left index finger this morning.
Apparently there was altogether too much fuck in there and I was sick of it.
Or it was 07:15 Monday morning and I did a really stupid thing. Probably the latter.
Anyway, I spent an hour and half in emergency (I work in a hospital, so it was wicked easy to get there) and now have three stitches in my finger. This is my first time getting stitches outside of medical procedures (and that's only happened twice) so that was an experience. The freezing hurt more than gouging my fucking finger.
Here's to a couple of weeks of Polysporin, Band-Aids and constantly forgetting to NOT USE MY LEFT INDEX FINGER.
J.R.
Apparently there was altogether too much fuck in there and I was sick of it.
Or it was 07:15 Monday morning and I did a really stupid thing. Probably the latter.
Anyway, I spent an hour and half in emergency (I work in a hospital, so it was wicked easy to get there) and now have three stitches in my finger. This is my first time getting stitches outside of medical procedures (and that's only happened twice) so that was an experience. The freezing hurt more than gouging my fucking finger.
Here's to a couple of weeks of Polysporin, Band-Aids and constantly forgetting to NOT USE MY LEFT INDEX FINGER.
J.R.