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deadbodyparade

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Tuesday Apr 21, 2009

Apr 21, 2009
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Holy shit did I have a stupid day.

Not that there was anything wrong with the day itself (providing of course that sunup to sunup could possess intelligence... but that's beside the point).

I was just UNBELIEVABLY stupid today.

First off, I was lifting this metal cabinet with a co-worker and instead of grabbing my work gloves which were 15 feet behind me, I prefered gashing my pointer finger open and gouging into my ring finger (the inside knuckle, no less).
As the ring finger would NOT STOP BLEEDING, I was encouraged to go to the hospital, which I did, and they just ended up poking me with a needle and putting a fucking band-aid on it after first saying they were going to stitch it and then just giving up.

Then, I went shopping for parts I needed, ended up getting the wrong size, returning it, realizing on the way back that I GOT THE WRONG FUCKING PART (I needed a female twist lock receptacle and I got a male), turned around and returned it AGAIN and then got the right part.

All this plus the wound the doctor chose not to stitch kept breaking open and bleeding through whatever bandage I put on it. Then I busted open the would on my pointer finger and bled through that bandage.

Suffice it to say, I did absolutely EVERYTHING the wrong way today and paid the price in embarrassment and blood.

Oi. I'm SO fucking glad today is over. Hopefully I'll be smarter tomorrow. And less bloody.

A'yuh,

J.R.

P.S. I'm too fucking stupid right now to update on the past six months. Should anyone care, I will do so when my mind is slightly more functional. Hell, I'll do it if no one cares.
radiofrank:
What a day! Jeez...

I trust that the last few days have been better.
Apr 23, 2009

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