Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

deadbodyparade

Oakville.

Member Since 2008

Followers 20 Following 30

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Apr 21, 2009

Apr 21, 2009
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Holy shit did I have a stupid day.

Not that there was anything wrong with the day itself (providing of course that sunup to sunup could possess intelligence... but that's beside the point).

I was just UNBELIEVABLY stupid today.

First off, I was lifting this metal cabinet with a co-worker and instead of grabbing my work gloves which were 15 feet behind me, I prefered gashing my pointer finger open and gouging into my ring finger (the inside knuckle, no less).
As the ring finger would NOT STOP BLEEDING, I was encouraged to go to the hospital, which I did, and they just ended up poking me with a needle and putting a fucking band-aid on it after first saying they were going to stitch it and then just giving up.

Then, I went shopping for parts I needed, ended up getting the wrong size, returning it, realizing on the way back that I GOT THE WRONG FUCKING PART (I needed a female twist lock receptacle and I got a male), turned around and returned it AGAIN and then got the right part.

All this plus the wound the doctor chose not to stitch kept breaking open and bleeding through whatever bandage I put on it. Then I busted open the would on my pointer finger and bled through that bandage.

Suffice it to say, I did absolutely EVERYTHING the wrong way today and paid the price in embarrassment and blood.

Oi. I'm SO fucking glad today is over. Hopefully I'll be smarter tomorrow. And less bloody.

A'yuh,

J.R.

P.S. I'm too fucking stupid right now to update on the past six months. Should anyone care, I will do so when my mind is slightly more functional. Hell, I'll do it if no one cares.
radiofrank:
What a day! Jeez...

I trust that the last few days have been better.
Apr 23, 2009

More Blogs

  • 08.17.13
    1

    Saturday Aug 17, 2013

    State of the website address, August 2013 So I kick around the Silli…
  • 08.05.13
    0

    Monday Aug 05, 2013

    Listen to this I SAID LISTEN. J.R.
  • 07.20.13
    0

    Saturday Jul 20, 2013

    Bourbon and Sprite, Sprite and Bourbon. Ahhh, yes, alcohol is my f…
  • 07.06.13
    0

    Sunday Jul 07, 2013

    I don't want to be negative anymore. I have to find something posi…
  • 06.21.13
    2

    Friday Jun 21, 2013

    I lost about 48 hours a couple of weeks ago. Seriously, they just …
  • 06.10.13
    0

    Monday Jun 10, 2013

    It's Monday night, I have to work tomorrow, but I'm drunk... ...…
  • 06.08.13
    0

    Saturday Jun 08, 2013

    I have been using some iteration of a Mac Book for three years. I…
  • 05.20.13
    0

    Monday May 20, 2013

    I'm pretty sure my brain has forgotten how to tell me I'm hungry. …
  • 04.29.13
    0

    Monday Apr 29, 2013

    I'm becoming increasingly convinced that I'm not very good at my job.…
  • 03.11.13
    0

    Monday Mar 11, 2013

    I totally cut the fuck out of my left index finger this morning. A…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
13
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,124,607 followers
  • 14,904,642 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,351,295 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo