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My last post bores me...

My neighbour is out on the balcony right now consolling his girlfriend or wife (I'm not sure which) because her dog died today.

HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING.

She's crying and he's fucking laughing about it.
I can't even believe how big of prick he is.

A'yuh.

P.S. I have literally had tens of thousands of drinks in my life (of both the alcoholic and non-alcoholic variety). I still choke on liquid at least four times a week.

When the hell am I going to learn how to DRINK A FUCKING GLASS OF WATER PROPERLY?

Oh, and I need more laughter in my life. Tell me about a funny movie to rent.
radiofrank:
Have you seen Superbad or Hot Fuzz? Those are pretty funny. Balls Of Fury wasn't too bad either, now that I think of it.

...and if you can't drink a glass of water by now, you're never going to learn. biggrin
Jul 4, 2008
metta:
IT's not a movie but, seriously, Flight of the Conchords makes me laugh EVERYTIME
Jul 6, 2008

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