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deadbodyparade

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Wednesday Jun 18, 2008

Jun 18, 2008
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I now vow to longer make long journals about my personal thoughts.
They're not particularly interesting, and they come off sounding a bit whiney and "feel sorry for me."
It's not the intention, but I don't communicate well via the internet.

So-o-o-o-o-o-o... here's a few random things about me...

1) I think about and deal with the world in an entirely analytical way.

2) I grew up in a rich little suburb where I was the biggest freak in my school because I had a Queers hooded sweatshirt.

3) I don't like using slang. So I don't.

4) My father used to fence, and in fact taught fencing in Toronto to supplement his income when he first moved to Toronto.

5) My parents only dated for 8 months before they got married. They just celebrated their 36th wedding aniversary this past February.

6) I never read very much until I was 23. Then I stopped getting cable, and started reading anything and everything that was put in front of me. I've never looked back.

7) My grandmother's last words were "I'm a dyke!" screamed at the top of her lungs (as strong as they were during late stage lung cancer). There is no evidence to suggest she was a lesbian, so the theory is she just wanted to go out with famous last words. Excellent.

8) I like the show So You Think You Can Dance. Those people can do crazy shit! I wish I could dance like those folks.

9) I fight everyone, all the time, no matter who you are. See "I'm overly confrontational."

10) I look everyone in the eye when I'm speaking to them. It's not only polite, but it's also the best way to read people.

11) I love the 1980's. Everything about them. Period.

12) I make fun of myself constantly. It's not low self-esteem, I just think it's fun to make fun of myself.

13) The trombone is my favourite instrument.

14) I used to play the organ. I wish I had it at my place, so I could re-learn. It's been awhile.

15) I still have my tonsils. In fact, I've never even had tonsilitis.

16) I think all styles of music have merit. Except for dance music.

17) I have rabbit ear attanae on my TV so I can get a few channels. I'm straight outta 1970.

18) I've never had a sore throat. I also have a pretty bad ass metal voice.

19) The only thing that has ever made me happy is to see other people being happy.

20) Crooked caps enfuriate me.

21) I did a wax things on my chest once because I didn't beleive it could half as painful as people make it out to be, and it was once of the top five most painful things that have ever happened to me. I was this close of crying a little. And my pain tolerance is pretty alright.

A'yuh,

J.R.

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