RANDOM FACT MADNESS!!!
I'm currently unemployed a bored, so I decided I would put up a bunch of random facts about me and my life.
1) I've never had a sore throat.
2) If I have a headache, I yell and scream to make it worse so it doesn't feel so bad when I stop.
3) I've played GTA IV WAY too much over the past 48 hours.
4) I haven't weighed myself in a good 5 years.
5) My mind is dark and depressing, but people never believe it because I smile all the time.
6) I'm afraid of Canada geese (a Canadian goose is any goose from Canada. A Canada goose has telltale black/white/grey colouring. You should remember that. It's a very common mistake)
7) I have a weird obsession with Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT.
8) I don't like it when people touch me. Nor do I like touching people.
9) I can talk about anything at great length, whether it is meaningful or not.
10) I look skinny, but I have a mean layer of fat over all this scrawniness.
11) Mymindessentiallythinkslikethisalldayeverydayeveryminuteeveryhouritmakesithardtoexpressmyself.
If you didn't catch that:
My mind essentially thinks like this all day every day every minute every hour it makes it hard to express myself.
12) I'm probably the least creative person you'll ever meet.
13) Between the ages of 13-17 I was pretty much stoned 24 hours a day, then one day I just stopped and have only smoked pot/hash maybe 5 times since then.
14) I save money obsessively.
15) One of my eye teeth grew in about 1/2 and inch up and 1.5 inches back into my hard palate. I needed to go to the hospital for the surgery.
16) I smoke because I'm bored. And addicted, but mostly because I'm bored.
17) The sound of children singing fills me with dread and an impending sense of doom.
18) Most of what people see when they meet me is a lifetime of carefully implemented coping methods.
19) I hate eating. The whole act disgusts me on a fundamental level, and would be happier if scientists would come up with a flavourless protein supplement that would sustain my existence and eliminate the need for mastication, digestion and excretion. Though I suppose the latter is unavoidable.
20) I don't think any act performed between consenting adults should be considered "perverted."
Because 20 is a nice round number,
J.R.
I'm currently unemployed a bored, so I decided I would put up a bunch of random facts about me and my life.
1) I've never had a sore throat.
2) If I have a headache, I yell and scream to make it worse so it doesn't feel so bad when I stop.
3) I've played GTA IV WAY too much over the past 48 hours.
4) I haven't weighed myself in a good 5 years.
5) My mind is dark and depressing, but people never believe it because I smile all the time.
6) I'm afraid of Canada geese (a Canadian goose is any goose from Canada. A Canada goose has telltale black/white/grey colouring. You should remember that. It's a very common mistake)
7) I have a weird obsession with Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT.
8) I don't like it when people touch me. Nor do I like touching people.
9) I can talk about anything at great length, whether it is meaningful or not.
10) I look skinny, but I have a mean layer of fat over all this scrawniness.
11) Mymindessentiallythinkslikethisalldayeverydayeveryminuteeveryhouritmakesithardtoexpressmyself.
If you didn't catch that:
My mind essentially thinks like this all day every day every minute every hour it makes it hard to express myself.
12) I'm probably the least creative person you'll ever meet.
13) Between the ages of 13-17 I was pretty much stoned 24 hours a day, then one day I just stopped and have only smoked pot/hash maybe 5 times since then.
14) I save money obsessively.
15) One of my eye teeth grew in about 1/2 and inch up and 1.5 inches back into my hard palate. I needed to go to the hospital for the surgery.
16) I smoke because I'm bored. And addicted, but mostly because I'm bored.
17) The sound of children singing fills me with dread and an impending sense of doom.
18) Most of what people see when they meet me is a lifetime of carefully implemented coping methods.
19) I hate eating. The whole act disgusts me on a fundamental level, and would be happier if scientists would come up with a flavourless protein supplement that would sustain my existence and eliminate the need for mastication, digestion and excretion. Though I suppose the latter is unavoidable.
20) I don't think any act performed between consenting adults should be considered "perverted."
Because 20 is a nice round number,
J.R.
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