TODAY WAR WAS DECLARED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Up until recently peace has been maintained in an unease truce between the world and nuttella. Today in a horrible act of violence two peacekeeping slices of bread and one innocent banana were killed in a nuttella suicide attack. In panic at seeing one of the peacekeeping breads attacked, the banana split in an attempt to avoid the wrath of the crazed nuttella. The unfortunate banana was subsiquently caught in the cross fire when the second peacekeeper attempted to smother the attacker in an attempt to minimise damage. We understand that the bread fought bravely to save the banana but all were lost when the fight moved from open ground to the danerous area known as the esky. Only small traces are left from this horrible incedent and witness' have been to shocked to speak about the horrors of today...
As a result of the callous attacks, we have been left with no choice but to raise our spoons and knives of sweety justice and mach forward into the homeland of our foe...
Up until recently peace has been maintained in an unease truce between the world and nuttella. Today in a horrible act of violence two peacekeeping slices of bread and one innocent banana were killed in a nuttella suicide attack. In panic at seeing one of the peacekeeping breads attacked, the banana split in an attempt to avoid the wrath of the crazed nuttella. The unfortunate banana was subsiquently caught in the cross fire when the second peacekeeper attempted to smother the attacker in an attempt to minimise damage. We understand that the bread fought bravely to save the banana but all were lost when the fight moved from open ground to the danerous area known as the esky. Only small traces are left from this horrible incedent and witness' have been to shocked to speak about the horrors of today...
As a result of the callous attacks, we have been left with no choice but to raise our spoons and knives of sweety justice and mach forward into the homeland of our foe...
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peggysue:
nutella = 
there is just something about a choclate based spread on bread that doesnt sit well with me...
there is just something about a choclate based spread on bread that doesnt sit well with me...
peggysue:
oh, i see...