Honestly, the licensing course is piss easy! The questions are like:

What do you do if you suspect someone of being underage and ordering alcohol?
a) Scream
b) Get on the bar and do a little dance
c) Ask them for official identification to prove their age.

I'll give you a hint, it's not a or b!

To be honest, the discount is pretty darn good at old Dildo HQ! We also get to test products too which is always hilarious - one of our girls tried out pink pubic hair dye and then realised she was actually kind of planning on getting laid fairly soon so was desperately washing her pubes at every possible opportunity!

Cheers man, I have had a wek off work and become totally obsessed with that movie, just had to let it out

BIG BRA'S!!!!!!!!! i think the jacket i bought today in wells in a ladies jacket.the butoons do up the wrong way.i'm still gonna wear it though cos i like it women's jeans, women's pants and now a woman's jacket.what am i becoming?

The rest of the show was okay but the Undertaker vs Michaels match was the absolute shit, best match I've seen in years. I'm a total Undertaker mark and to see him continue the streakwas amazing.
Dude, you're looking pimp as Slash, maybe you shoud adopt the look mor eoftne haha

Good luck with it dude.

Have a great time this weekend.

north bristol (frampton cotterell) haha you?x

A friend of mine lives on the London Road and we ended up going to a Cult TV themed party. She went as Old Gregg from the Mighty Boosh and I went as Dr Liz Asher from Garth Merenghi's Dark Place. Going into the grocery story at the end of her road was possibly the weirdest experience ever! Apparently stabby, fighty chavs don't quite know what to make of a lady in green face paint with a moustache and a mangina!

My buddy Alex is coming down from Wales Friday night so we're going for a drunken Ikea trip and Saturday night my friend Buff Matt is taking me to see Bronson at the cinema.

What are your weekend plans? Hanging at the lake?

Nah dude, I live in Guildford but I got my first in Brighton so I thought I'd check them again. I looked at a tat shop in Guildford but I didn't feel it all that much. I think it was the excessive testosterone in the air.
Hows things your end dude?

I live in Kingsway, just off Oldfield Park. What about you?

I think I prefer Bristol in the day time and Bath at night time, although saying that nearly all the good clubs in Bath have gone now! Boo!

Yeah, I may keep my clothes on to do it though. If I'm going to go at my managers with a sword theres a high chance I may get the sack aftrwards (if I leave any alive of course) and if that happens I'd quite like to walk out with some dignity. Nice idea though

Sounds good dude. Not played Left 4 Dead yet, just playing through Fallout 3 at the moment. I wish it was longer though.

hey, what made you wana add me then?

going to see crue at download this year?

my hardcore gaming extends as far as donkey kong on the n64 it's all boardgames for me from now on lol

Ah I well understand the spending that can't be justified. But then that's life eh.

Thanks.

They are for Warmachine/Hordes a newer system by Privateer Press.

arrrrr yes it was from de butchers it's my next door neighbours granny bag.

yeah i'm about tomorrow for drinks and metallica on ther jukebox.sounds good

hi! Thanks for the add. Mmmm a curry would be great right now, not so bothered much by the football

See you later alligator?

Charity shops and the like are excellent for old records, markets too. Even though most places wont have anything I'll like 80% of the time, the process of flicking through them all is quite fun!

Yeah, it's been awesome. First week of holiday for Easter and just spent it chilling with my dad and old friends. How about you?

i did a poo on someones car bonnet and wiped it on the windscreen on the way home.good night mate.we could always do cinema tomorrow night.we could sit at the back and throw our poo at people.

do some writing.why not?



"no mercy.sweep the leg"

That was the funniest thing! I nearly choked to death laughing about that. my office rang me this morning and was like 'would you like to work today?' I said 'no I'm not free' but my voice was fucked from the boozing Tis me dad's birthday so I may be otherwise engaged but I'll let you know matey!

"no mercy. sweep the poo"