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ddrshaolin

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Thursday Mar 19, 2009

Mar 19, 2009
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I have just returned from a triumphant night upon the village avec my partner in crime Mr. Hemaniscool himself. Some seriously dodgy dude was standing in the shadows outside my house and scared the livin daylights outta me tho! Am I the only person who finds someone standing in a dark place doing nothin in particular scary? Well, there's nothin to do in this village anytime, but I digress...
I have come to the realisation that
a.) Suicidegirls is a way cool place, that I don't spend enough time in
and
b.) I'm a bit merry. I could do with another beer but....
c.) ....my vodka collection calls to me; "drink our clear goodness for your merriment" they say. I've realised recently that...
d.) ...I'd actually quite like to do some writing - it's something I've always loved. I don't really know whether I have a talent for it (and frankly, a drunken ramble on here is unlikely to convince anyone!) but I do find it therapeutic. So,
e.) I hope for some comments, but I certainly don't expect any, cos what is there really to comment on? lol. And besides, I've not used this properly in weeks so noone will read! Bah!

Anyway I've decided to avoid the vodka in favour of sleep, and I want to do something new or something I've not done for a while tomorrow. I desire a fresh experience! Big hugs to anyone bored or mad enough to read this far.

PS. I bought some vinyl from Oxfam today, a band called Keel. Cost me the princely sum of 3.47 for two albums. Anyone heard of them?! smile
hemaniscool:
i did a poo on someones car bonnet and wiped it on the windscreen on the way home.good night mate.we could always do cinema tomorrow night.we could sit at the back and throw our poo at people.

do some writing.why not?



"no mercy.sweep the leg" biggrin
Mar 19, 2009
ddrshaolin:
That was the funniest thing! I nearly choked to death laughing about that. my office rang me this morning and was like 'would you like to work today?' I said 'no I'm not free' but my voice was fucked from the boozing biggrin Tis me dad's birthday so I may be otherwise engaged but I'll let you know matey!

"no mercy. sweep the poo"

Mar 19, 2009

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