chocolate lab
Some guy that's around me on a regular basis is always talking about his chocoloate lab--which is a fucking brown dog if you're unsure. What the hell? I don't get using chocolate as a color, it's dumb. It's a fucking brown dog, not chocolate, not mocha, but brown. Either light brown or dark brown, a real color.
Chocolate comes in a lot of colors. There's like dark brown looking chocolate, and sometimes chocolate is light brown looking, and then other times it's got this weird white stuff on it. There's white chocolate too, but since you have to call it "white" for people to know you're talking about it that really doesn't count as chocolate-colored. I'm just saying, chocolate means different colors to different people.
On top of that, these people are just choosing cutesy little names to cutify their cute little cuddly dogs. Oh, he's a chocolate lab? I don't buy that shit, if it's cute it doesn't need a cute color to go along with it. Yeah, you got a chocolate lab? I got a peppermint kitty--I don't buy that shit.
Speaking of shit, if we're going start naming shades of brown based on brown things...Why don't we start calling things shit-colored? And I want it in the dictionary like the whole chocolate thing. But I know that's bullshit because, like chocolate, shit has it's own spectrum of colors. But then you could say things like, I got a Shit Doberman, or a Shit Lhasa Apso, or of course a Chocolate Shi Tzu.
I got you on the last one.
Some guy that's around me on a regular basis is always talking about his chocoloate lab--which is a fucking brown dog if you're unsure. What the hell? I don't get using chocolate as a color, it's dumb. It's a fucking brown dog, not chocolate, not mocha, but brown. Either light brown or dark brown, a real color.
Chocolate comes in a lot of colors. There's like dark brown looking chocolate, and sometimes chocolate is light brown looking, and then other times it's got this weird white stuff on it. There's white chocolate too, but since you have to call it "white" for people to know you're talking about it that really doesn't count as chocolate-colored. I'm just saying, chocolate means different colors to different people.
On top of that, these people are just choosing cutesy little names to cutify their cute little cuddly dogs. Oh, he's a chocolate lab? I don't buy that shit, if it's cute it doesn't need a cute color to go along with it. Yeah, you got a chocolate lab? I got a peppermint kitty--I don't buy that shit.
Speaking of shit, if we're going start naming shades of brown based on brown things...Why don't we start calling things shit-colored? And I want it in the dictionary like the whole chocolate thing. But I know that's bullshit because, like chocolate, shit has it's own spectrum of colors. But then you could say things like, I got a Shit Doberman, or a Shit Lhasa Apso, or of course a Chocolate Shi Tzu.
I got you on the last one.