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Thursday Sep 28, 2006

Sep 28, 2006
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This is on of my Maine shenanigans.

On one of Dave VanAken's annual trips to his place at Maine, me,
Gordon, Xavi, and some other people all went up to his place. There
were so many people that the three of us had to all sleep on the same
pull-out couch. It didn't really matter, me and Xavi were drunk and
more or less passed out on the bed on the opposite sides, but
Gordon--the little trooper--squeezed in the middle.

The next day we were all hung-over and eating breakfast or some shit,
still a little hazy. I was all, "Last night I had a dream I was
getting a handjob." Then Xavi said, "That's amazing, I had a dream I
was getting a handjob too."

Then Gordon said, "You lucky bastards, I just had a dream I was skiing."

True Story.
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dd0ck:
Yeah, it's not true. It's just an old joke that fits prefectly with the rest of the stuff that happened--the Maine stuff is all true.

Do you play pool? I hardly ever meet women who like to play as much as I do.
Oct 8, 2006
aliana:
yeah what a lame fantasy. lame-o! haha . i wish i could play pool!!!
Oct 11, 2006

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