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Tuesday Sep 26, 2006

Sep 26, 2006
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I'll have to start this post with a preamble to all you fat drink a lot of energy drink people out there, but you'll probably have your feeling hurt. But I think energy drinks are a big scam and we've all bought into it--including me.

The image, in my mind, of a person drinking an energy drink is a chubby buy with big bags under his eyes, bloodshot eyes, and yawning like a boa constrictor eating a melon--while he is saying, dude I need a Rockstar.

And you know what my image I have of a guy after drinking an energy drink?

The same thing.

Their eyes all fucking red and shit, sayin man what a rush. And then they take a nap.

I think after every fucking energy drink I've ever had, I've wanted to take a nap. They make me tired.

EXTREME!!

It's enough to make you miss, Surge!!

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