Idk why I can't embed YouTube videos through the video UI like in the past. It's been like this awhile now. 4-5 months.
She is jealous of me folding clothes and not playing with her. She won't let me add any more towels to the pile. She's cursing at me via meow's.
This might just be the worst hangover in the history of mankind. I'm not a trooper like I used to be. Fuck you 5$ Irish car bombs and 2$ Newcastle. Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice...shame on brew. See what I did there? Where's a Bloody Mary when I need one?
Dear Carolina Panthers,
Sunday Funday was once the most holy day of the week. A glorious day when we drank dark imported beers in celebration, as we trounced our foes, and clinked glasses with roars of 'Keep Pounding' resonating throughout the bar. Oh those halcyon days seem so far away.
Those imported beers are now warm Nattie' Lights and funneling MadDog 20/20, which we drink...
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Sublime - Pool Shark- acoustic
"Lyin' in my plastic bed
Thinking how things weren't so cool to me
My baby likes to shoot pool
I like lyin' naked in my bedroom
Tying on the dinosaur, tonight
It used to be so cool, too"
"But now I've got the needle
And I can shake, but I can't breathe
I take it away, but I want more...
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Long ass story as short as possible....my TV died yesterday so I went out and bought a new dank 4k Samsung TV....I wanted to DL a few movies from torrent sites to check out how they looked....found a few, but it's 95% PORN....I am not complaining, I'm actually DL'ing a couple highly rated creampie fap films...it's so fucking hilarious that all the TV resolution upgrades...
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