Dear Carolina Panthers,
Sunday Funday was once the most holy day of the week. A glorious day when we drank dark imported beers in celebration, as we trounced our foes, and clinked glasses with roars of 'Keep Pounding' resonating throughout the bar. Oh those halcyon days seem so far away.
Those imported beers are now warm Nattie' Lights and funneling MadDog 20/20, which we drink not in celebration, but to dull our pain. I beg of you, David Tepper and the Panthers organization, save our Sunday Funday before the natural light and MD 20/20 eliminate so many brain cells that we all unknowingly start rooting for the Cowboys or Redskins. I feel the effects compounding as we speak, there is no time to wait.......