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Jul 7, 2019
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Long ass story as short as possible....my TV died yesterday so I went out and bought a new dank 4k Samsung TV....I wanted to DL a few movies from torrent sites to check out how they looked....found a few, but it's 95% PORN....I am not complaining, I'm actually DL'ing a couple highly rated creampie fap films...it's so fucking hilarious that all the TV resolution upgrades are thanks to PORN....that's why VHS knocked Beta-Max Out of the market in the 80's too, cause all the porn studios adopted VHS....Beta actually was smaller and higher quality overall but PORN WON THE DAY! It makes me feel proud that whenever I decide to fire off a load, I'm influencing our entire society. You're all welcome btw, jerking off a couple times a day on avg for 36 years has taken commitment, but now everyone has 4k clits to enjoy. Just writing the words '4k clits' gave me a raging semi. Fuck spell checking all that, my bad if it's bad, I'm in pre fap mode.

lewolf:
Are there really any unbelievers out there who STILL refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of the Capatalist's Mantra, "SEX SELLS?"  Glad your new TV works like a charm... your tale kinda sounds like bringing home a new puppy who already knows how to 'fetch'!  :)
Jul 7, 2019
dbo9027:
@lewolf lmao, you got that right. Creampies for everyone! Except the files are around 10-15 GB a piece and I don't have the self denial to wait hours for slightly better resolution while I can stream any kink that comes to mind in a 'handful' of seconds.
Jul 7, 2019

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