One of my cats died. Actually, my favorite cat. Is that wrong to have a favorite? Does having a favorite push me into crazy territory? I am very sad. I cried for nearly 3 hours. 
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Me: I think I'm going to be sick.
Shokwave: Why do you think that?
Me: I ate fuzzy meat.
Shokwave: You ate fuzzy meat! Why would you eat fuzzy meat?
Me: Well, I didn't notice it was fuzzy until I started eating it. I didn't actually eat the fuzziness. I stopped before that point.
Shokwave: Oh, God.
I am an idiot.
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I have this bad habit of pulling the skin off my lips when I'm upset or anxious. I pull the skin off until my lips bleed. My lips are bleeding right now.
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To the cunt: CUNT!
There, I feel a little better now.
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Me: I think I'm going to be sick.
Shokwave: Why do you think that?
Me: I ate fuzzy meat.
Shokwave: You ate fuzzy meat! Why would you eat fuzzy meat?
Me: Well, I didn't notice it was fuzzy until I started eating it. I didn't actually eat the fuzziness. I stopped before that point.
Shokwave: Oh, God.
I am an idiot.
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I have this bad habit of pulling the skin off my lips when I'm upset or anxious. I pull the skin off until my lips bleed. My lips are bleeding right now.
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To the cunt: CUNT!
There, I feel a little better now.
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