Princess loves it when I get out of the shower. She gets all excited and licks my scalp because my hair is wet. Well this morning, she was grooming me, as usual, and then BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! like lightning, she stabbed my scalp 4 times.
No more cuddles for Princess.
josh:
"MY HEAD IS NOT A CHEW TOY!" 
knickers:
i think she wants her mommy.