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What Fassbinder film is it?
The one-armed man walks into a flower shop and says:
What flower expresses days go by
and they just keep going by endlessly
pulling you into the future.
Days go by
endlessly
Endlessly pulling you into the future.
and the florist says:
White Lily.

- Laurie Anderson


One of my favorite pieces by her...and this has been brought to you by....

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Friday October 1, 12:01 pm CT

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Stock price for LASS rose $2 to close at $19.38 on news of the new product rollout.


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Edited to elucidate :

Answer :

"Berlin Alexanderplatz"...a 15 hour TV movie series made by the post modern German filmmaker Rainer Werner Fassbinder in 1980. He died in 1982 of an overdose. His passing was considered by many to be the death toll for New German Cinema.