so ok the hotel room might be wonderful and chintzy.... but it's a "smoking allowed room" and they try to get rid of the smell with the most bloody awful airfreshner! It's horrible! Anybody got any stale cigarette smoke i can have to take the smell away 
I thought all hotel rooms are now supposed to be smoke free?
I'm having a hell of a time in the cab at the moment. It seems every customer I approach is just finishing off their fag so they're dragging on it like their life depends on it and then they get straight into the car absolutely stinking and breathing it all over me. I wouldn't mind but I was one of those people up until 2 years ago - a good 40-a-day'er and now the smell really gets to me. I hate it but yet I love it all at the same time. It's torture!!
Happy Friday dude; hope you have a fab weekend
xx