davieglass

I think tonight i will stab myself in the eye with a red hot poker... for three reasons; one, it wouldnt make this hell of a week any worse, it would, in fact, probably make it better; two, im in so much from my thumb and my ribs it would be a welcomed change; and three....
Papapapa poker face...


Poke her face?


Nvm... Im sure this is less a cry for help and more a cry for beer... Lots and lots of beer and probably some rum...

Fuck you this week.