davidtieck

How Obama has let me down.... BADLY

Because I havent been involved in a single orgy this year, NOT ONE!!!! Can you believe that?


I'm serious, not even one.


Which is of course weird as I am sure you all agree because Barrack Obama was supposed to be the new JFK so 2009 should have been the new 1969, we should have had a summer...
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My morning so far


I woke up on the right side of bed, but my bed was on the wrong side of the room, and my walls had been wallpapered with images of leaves, as it turns out the sleep walking version of me is an interior decorator! This scared me for a moment until I realised its better to be a sleep walking decorator...
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Careful what your xmas present really says!


Thanks Dad, great Christmas present, ok whats next, oh this one is from my beautiful wife Stephanie, oh its heavy, wowser, what is it? Oh my god a bowling ball!!!! Awesome!


Does this mean what I think it means? That you want me to go out with the boys, drinking and having fun without a care in the...
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A lesson you all already know (or your parents should be in jail)

I know, its ironic isn't it? The inventor of the 'bed' was NOT a lazy guy at all. CLEARLY I am serious.

"Dad, I am tired, but sleeping on the dirty rock hard floor is uncomfortable wah wah wah"
"Shut up you little shit, I didn't have kids to listen to whining...
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Its just wrong people, hell yeah wrong

This week an Australian man was fined $10,000 (ok it was a sportsman and he was finned by his club, but he was arrested first) for urinating in public on the same week a study came out that there are now around 400,000 dogs in my state of NSW, thats right, I know what your thinking, and your...
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The roll out of my new book is happening over on my myspace, please check it out! It's The Necessity of Excessively: Turning 30 coast to coast to coast to coast to coast

www.myspace.com/afleetingforever

NEW BOOK APRIL 23RD
THE NECESSITY OF EXCESSIVELY:
TURNING 3O COAST TO COAST TO COAST TO COAST TO COAST
By
DAVID TIECK
For most of my peers turning thirty was the milestone where they finally said goodbye to their childhood. Rings started appearing on fingers, babies started growing in bellies, and people who you had witnessed drinking so much that they vomited in bathroom sinks...
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Yay its drunken me watching south park. If only there were more random hook ups in the world, then maybe I would be able to say "hi people let me tell you about my latest hook up". Or else I could say "hey people, you know how people hook up all the time, well that's kind of normal in this day and age". Or else...
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Hi anyone who checks this out. Sorry I havent been around this site in a while, but I have now moved to LA !!!!!!!! New York was compeltely awesome, but it is LA for now and I am having a brilliant time. I have heaps of stuff happening, I am performing some Stand Up now, doing improv with the Upright Citizens Brigade, trying to get...
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So I'm officially finally coming to NYC. I'm flying into LA on the 25th of Sept and then onto New York on the 30th of Sept semi permanently from now on Yay.

Hope to hang out with some of my new friends soon.