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Please don't do this to our kids


I was playing a game of pool last night when something amazing happened. I hit the white ball with the end of my beautifully bronze chalk decorated pool cue and it rolled up the table hitting into the red number eleven ball which then started moving, without me touching it directly at all, in a whole different direction...
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Please don't do this to our kids


I was playing a game of pool last night when something amazing happened. I hit the white ball with the end of my beautifully bronze chalk decorated pool cue and it rolled up the table hitting into the red number eleven ball which then started moving, without me touching it directly at all, in a whole different direction...
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Finally more is known about the cause of evil


If you ask me just because you are afraid of windowsills does NOT guarantee you are evil at all.


I know, once again I am stirring up controversy, and trust me I dont want to upset anyone. That is unless you are one of those people who are scared of windowsills and you ARE evil.

In...
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Mark my words


If you ask me most marksmen are probably really bad at remembering to pay for their parking at the machine before driving up to the exits and annoying the people behind them, the very people who HAD taken the time to follow the clearly labeled directions as posted in several different hard to miss locations upon entering the parking facility.


I know....
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So jealous - or maybe I'm just a pioneer


Do we have any Craig Ferguson fans here? I love that man, his books are fantasitic and his show is pure genious (I'm keeping this misspelling cause I kind of like that misspelled that word).

I'm Jealous of Craig, because what he does and gets to do, on his show is a total dream of mine,...
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I've started losing my virginity again, any things I should experience for the first time you'd recommend?

A recent experience I had


I was playing tennis recently.


Hell yeah I was playing tennis, I was ripping forehands so hard they could kill an Ox, you know because of the weak breast plates Ox have which make them prone to dying from being hit in the chest with an item made of rubber and covered in yellow fluff.


So I am tennising, and...
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No more missionary or doggy for me, woman on top all the way!

See below for a best positions in impregnate someone (most likely a women unless your one of those female to male transgenders who have beards but are hanging on to the vagina, although if you are one have fun on the talk shows).

I might have to dig out an old blog...
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Its becoming more and more clear I need to move to New York

I'm looking for an LA based crazy assed SG type to be part of a new internet talk show I am going to launch soon, is anyone interested?