It takes a crazy person to understand a crazy person
I just walked around in a cold, windy, snowy and totally freezing Chicago for a couple of hours with nothing for warmth but a light hoodie. I know crazy!
On the bright side, having a nibble on crazy I've now gotten a taste for what Charlie Sheen is going through, and I can officially and...
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I just walked around in a cold, windy, snowy and totally freezing Chicago for a couple of hours with nothing for warmth but a light hoodie. I know crazy!
On the bright side, having a nibble on crazy I've now gotten a taste for what Charlie Sheen is going through, and I can officially and...
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What a terrible waste of money
People are always talking about their purchased products and saying things like I paid good money for that. That is a mistake.
It seems clear that in these troublesome times everyone has become too fearful to spend their evil money.
Next thing you know you have a wallet full horded evil money and with a complete lack of good...
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People are always talking about their purchased products and saying things like I paid good money for that. That is a mistake.
It seems clear that in these troublesome times everyone has become too fearful to spend their evil money.
Next thing you know you have a wallet full horded evil money and with a complete lack of good...
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How to make a hundred bucks
Some things I realized late last night
I regret eating my own boogers
I also regret naming my dog 'my own boogers'
Because who calls their burgers 'dog' that's usually reserved for hot dogs
Which reminds me there is a hot bitch at my secret society of secreters meeting at midday on Tuesdays
But don't you tell her I...
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Some things I realized late last night
I regret eating my own boogers
I also regret naming my dog 'my own boogers'
Because who calls their burgers 'dog' that's usually reserved for hot dogs
Which reminds me there is a hot bitch at my secret society of secreters meeting at midday on Tuesdays
But don't you tell her I...
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I have a huge ass - bad style
You guys probably dont know this, but in a country different from where you are I am sort of a big deal to people in that country (please decide where you are on your own and then think of somewhere else and imagine this is there).
You see I sing in this band Poikilothermic, which is the...
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Ruining it for all the ladies
Girls, now I know you all hope to one day be swept off your feet by a knight in shining armor, but havent you ever wondered just why these knights were so concerned by buffing up their suits all shiny before heading of to see a bunch of men on a battle field?
Lets look at some facts about...
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Girls, now I know you all hope to one day be swept off your feet by a knight in shining armor, but havent you ever wondered just why these knights were so concerned by buffing up their suits all shiny before heading of to see a bunch of men on a battle field?
Lets look at some facts about...
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The looming health crises?
Now I dont usually like to talk about what everyone else is talking about but on this one particular issue so many people have talked so much about it and yet I still dont think that the people have talked about it in a way in that it should be talked about.
I am sure by now you have seen pundits...
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Now I dont usually like to talk about what everyone else is talking about but on this one particular issue so many people have talked so much about it and yet I still dont think that the people have talked about it in a way in that it should be talked about.
I am sure by now you have seen pundits...
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Hey mirror, take a good look in the mirror, you asshole
If you ask me mirrors are the most elitist, discriminatory objects in the world. And the worst kind too. Think about it, mirrors spend by far the most time looking at the vain!
What kind of object decides to choose, of all people, vain people to look at? Ill tell you what kind, assholes....
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If you ask me mirrors are the most elitist, discriminatory objects in the world. And the worst kind too. Think about it, mirrors spend by far the most time looking at the vain!
What kind of object decides to choose, of all people, vain people to look at? Ill tell you what kind, assholes....
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Please squeeze my buttocks
After two nights of tiny amounts of sleep I had a lovely sleep last night, and I realized some things as I woke up this afternoon.
I love everything about waking up, except trying to convince my eyes to open, getting out from under warm blankets, and wondering why I slept cuddling a pair of my own underpants.
The phrase too...
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Sometimes you just can't stay silent forever
Little known fact: If the day was a flavor it would be a raspberry sorbet with a vanilla custard topping, although it would be utterly unpalatable due to raspberrys cruel, unreasonable and utterly arrogant use of the silent p, and frankly it just makes me mad.
Sometimes there is nothing I can do but sit around and think...
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Little known fact: If the day was a flavor it would be a raspberry sorbet with a vanilla custard topping, although it would be utterly unpalatable due to raspberrys cruel, unreasonable and utterly arrogant use of the silent p, and frankly it just makes me mad.
Sometimes there is nothing I can do but sit around and think...
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sweetkc:
Nice blog. I've never thought about those sneaky silent letters before. 
davidtieck:
Thanks SweetKC,
Yay, someone actually reads these thoughts of mine
Yay, someone actually reads these thoughts of mine
Notes from a guy with sex goals
Hi I'm Warren,
I was twenty-nine when I lost my virginity, which for a bachelor in the 1930s was quite young. The young ladys name was Angela, and rumour had it shed already slept with three people, and she was only forty-two! It sure was neat to get the chance to meet such a slut to help me...
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