How can you be so cold?
This past week, as part of my life goal to have endless adventures to make up for the chronic lack of physical affection I receive the from fairer sex, I went on a vacation based around studying, identifying, discussing, and basing happiness around the various states of frozen and horribly sometimes unfrozen water. Yep, I went to the snow....
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How your life is at risk from a newly discovered yet very common disease
I dont like to get too political or socially aware on my blog, but this week I have been given access to some exclusive scientific research about a very real disease that you may currently be suffering from unaware, and/or very well may be put ting your life, and the lives...
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Kanye West vs Adolf Hitler, a study
Kanye West interrupted his concert yesterday to complain that people compare me to Hitler. Hmmm, Ive never done that myself, and I despise Kanye, but now that YOU raise it Kanye, I am willing to play ball. Why dont we play a lovely, happy happy, game of Kanye West vs Adolf Hitler, a study yaaaay:

Hitler Stupid mustache...
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Oooh, heaven is a place on earth
I recently saw a sign outside of a church that proclaimed:

THERES A LOT OF HEAVEN CRAMMED ONTO EARTH

Thats, awesome! Because that basically means that one of the angles went up to god and they had the following exchange:

Angel - Hey God mate, um, so I wanted to raise something with you, um, thing is there...
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This blog has sex AND murder

I was just in the most filthy disgustingly stinky public toilet in the world. True story. Fun times.

It is a toilet close to where I live in the car-park of a grocery store and I believe in a good year it still doesn't get cleaned. The grocery store has good fresh fruit though.

I knew this toilet was...
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I am one desperately dangerous dude


I don't have a violent bone in my body. One time a piece of chicken gristle stormed into my body via my throat and not one bone attacked it, or even stood up to it, it's now embedded between my stomach and spleen. Even now my bones bring it chicken soup when it's sick, then again I guess that...
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Here is something that you should never text message to a stranger

I want to rip your clothes off
and pull you into me from behind
fucking you in the ass
deeper and harder
hearing you scream
as you think of the Tasmanian logging industry
my vodka infused natural lubricant
will overcome every doubt
in your moistest of brain juices
like the aggregate of every...
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Nightclub bouncers, especially here in Sydney, have a bad reputation but maybe their job is harder than you think


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How to lose weight and eat all that you want

Here is my new invention, by which I mean an idea for an invention; I cant actually invent it because that takes skills I dont have, like putting things together, building stuff, and making stuff work. Geez those inventor type people are amazing. Remember when if you were an inventor it meant you were really...
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David Tieck ACTtor
The last time I was in a play was about 25 years ago. I played a Native Hawaiian who was part of a posse who speared Captain Cook to death (this was my second on stage murder in my second play, having been in charge of dumping a house on the Wicked Witch in my first play, I never did grow out...
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