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Hey idiots - YOU'VE BEEN SCIENCED




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A HUGE apology by me (and other capitalized words)

In my last blog I discussed the ongoing problem of violence around Sydney nightspots, and as part of that blog I was forced of course to discuss the people who are at fault for all this violence - the bouncers.

Well I have done some research, and from what I have now learned I have to...
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Unnecessary acts of violence
And now, for a change of pace, it is time for some hard-hitting journalism from Dave.

This past week in Sydney, as part of their only job requirement - keeping patrons safe and having fun, several bouncers at nightclub hot spot, The Ivy dragged a man into the basement and beat him near to death. Then when the cops showed up...
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minks:
wtf.. I've never been to Sydney but I could never imagine it being like that. wow
davidtieck:
It sucks, one of the main reasons I need to live in the states, plus I love the states!
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Everyone is talking about underpants
I am intrigued by Green Day, I never thought Id say that, last time Green Day intrigued me was during the Seinfeld finale, an episode I literally cried during, because I loved Seinfeld, it was often the weird bright mark in the dark hole that was my life during those years. Well they used time of your life or whatever...
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How stomach shrinkingly romantic

Yesterday, for the first time in a long history of gym attendance, I saw a mirage; the much talked about but always absent - beautiful girl working-out sans both boyfriend AND wedding ring! I know it sounds impossible doesnt it guys? But it really happened! (Then again it is just the gym in my building, it is a big building, yet...
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Things that shouldn't be on TV

This week was the VMA's and of course the biggest talking points about this years VMA's are four fold:

- Lady GaGa is a much better looking guy than it is a woman.
- Even it doesn't want to kiss Brittany Spears.
- Why the hell does MTV still stage its video music awards when it doesn't ever play...
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I have reached the top
Call me crazy, but I have spent a hell of a lot of time thinking about this, and I have come to the logical conclusion that if an ant climbed to the top of a mountain and yelled: Im the king of the castle and youre a dirty rascal. Itd then quickly follow this sentence up with: Fuck it was...
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I feel warm and fuzzy inside


I have a new goal that I have recently set myself get addicted to coffee before the warm part of spring.

I have a weird long-term relationship with coffee. In highschool I thought consuming coffee, like using deodorant, and talking to the opposite sex was something that you shouldnt attempt until you were a fully established adult. At the...
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Everyone is talking about weddings and Kim Kardashian

Ah weddings, something most people will experience in life and the odd person will even enjoy. Who doesnt love weddings, except all males and anyone who has to pay for one, and the ugly bridesmaid that the best man wont bang, and the guy who has to clean the vomit off the ice-sculpture, weddings, what a marvelous...
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mutantbaby1:
HA HA! Yeah, I'm sick of hearing about her getting married. I'm SICK of all the Kardasians. I avoid that show at all costs. I remember when E! had quality shows. Now all we see are these annoying bitches! So um yeah, Kim's wedding puke
davidtieck:
I know, I can't stand them, still can't believe they actually have fans