So now that I am going to be a super famous author (yeah right) I need a super hot young girl to hang off my arm at big parties and premiers and such (not that I've been invited to any). Any takers?
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tabi:
true, true. but then again, you don't want a woman who actually speaks her mind...oh god no, imagine the horror in that?
davidtieck:
Maybe I just need a Katie Holmes type who can speak her own mind, but only after I have brain washed her
