davidtieck

A lesson you all already know (or your parents should be in jail)

I know, its ironic isn't it? The inventor of the 'bed' was NOT a lazy guy at all. CLEARLY I am serious.

"Dad, I am tired, but sleeping on the dirty rock hard floor is uncomfortable wah wah wah"
"Shut up you little shit, I didn't have kids to listen to whining...
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Its just wrong people, hell yeah wrong

This week an Australian man was fined $10,000 (ok it was a sportsman and he was finned by his club, but he was arrested first) for urinating in public on the same week a study came out that there are now around 400,000 dogs in my state of NSW, thats right, I know what your thinking, and your...
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The roll out of my new book is happening over on my myspace, please check it out! It's The Necessity of Excessively: Turning 30 coast to coast to coast to coast to coast

www.myspace.com/afleetingforever

NEW BOOK APRIL 23RD
THE NECESSITY OF EXCESSIVELY:
TURNING 3O COAST TO COAST TO COAST TO COAST TO COAST
By
DAVID TIECK
For most of my peers turning thirty was the milestone where they finally said goodbye to their childhood. Rings started appearing on fingers, babies started growing in bellies, and people who you had witnessed drinking so much that they vomited in bathroom sinks...
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Yay its drunken me watching south park. If only there were more random hook ups in the world, then maybe I would be able to say "hi people let me tell you about my latest hook up". Or else I could say "hey people, you know how people hook up all the time, well that's kind of normal in this day and age". Or else...
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Hi anyone who checks this out. Sorry I havent been around this site in a while, but I have now moved to LA !!!!!!!! New York was compeltely awesome, but it is LA for now and I am having a brilliant time. I have heaps of stuff happening, I am performing some Stand Up now, doing improv with the Upright Citizens Brigade, trying to get...
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So I'm officially finally coming to NYC. I'm flying into LA on the 25th of Sept and then onto New York on the 30th of Sept semi permanently from now on Yay.

Hope to hang out with some of my new friends soon.

Los Angeles vs New York City

I am in the process of chasing literary agents in the states at the moment, and I am actually getting a few bites, which is making my big move to America seem more likely to happen, yay, so now I have to decide where to live. I have always been planning on NYC, just because, well its the publishing...
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Hear me on the radio internet style!

Hi lovely people, if any of you would like to hear me do an interview on the radio/internet you should go to radiooutthere. com from sometime tomorrow night Aussie time and then forever more.
It's a good show to check out too!

For my Aussie friends I am traveling towards Adelaide from tomorrow and over the next three...
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News news swen news

Hello lovely people,

So my media run is slowing down now, hopefully will have a u-tube of my TV performances soon, and I have done 19 radio interviews so far, which is kinda crazy.

The good news about the media slowing down is it is time for me to jump in the car and head off for my book tour. I...
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Don't choke on your cornflakes

Hello people,

So the silly folk over at Channel 7 have decided that my head is something people want to see while eating breakfast, and so they are interviewing me on TV at 915am Sydney time tomorrow on The Morning Show. The world's insane. Check it out if you can.