davidtieck

Nightclub bouncers, especially here in Sydney, have a bad reputation but maybe their job is harder than you think


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How to lose weight and eat all that you want

Here is my new invention, by which I mean an idea for an invention; I cant actually invent it because that takes skills I dont have, like putting things together, building stuff, and making stuff work. Geez those inventor type people are amazing. Remember when if you were an inventor it meant you were really...
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David Tieck ACTtor
The last time I was in a play was about 25 years ago. I played a Native Hawaiian who was part of a posse who speared Captain Cook to death (this was my second on stage murder in my second play, having been in charge of dumping a house on the Wicked Witch in my first play, I never did grow out...
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Videos by Dave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8tC92uyoCo

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Naked girl watching Dave

Around four and a half years ago my best mate Goshie was facing a horrifically disgusting reality. He was turning thirty. Oh god, the repulsion.

He was obviously not looking forward to it at all, seeing as its basically the worst day of your life up until then, so to ease the pain he decided that on this particular day he...
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Driving Dave
Cars are things that men use to show off, to go fast in, to feel powerful and virile, and are things women, and I, use to get places.

Actually according to two minutes of research I just did on the Internet men like cars because they crave power, and because they feel cars are an extension of them, or part of them, or...
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This week I decided to do something that goes against every instinct I have thats right I decided to do something manly.

Manliness for some reason is not my forte. Things like quirkiness, silliness, and giddy with girlish glee come to me as easily pants come off a nudist (the manliest of all fetish groups), but things that men do simply do not inspire me...
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Natalie Portman's Vagina


TV Host: Welcome to 'Everything Placenta' the show where we talk about placenta, because why not, it exists, it's important to the creation of humans, and humans grow up to be people, and some of them are pretty nice, so that's important people, stop being so queasy and prejudice, what did placenta ever do to you, I'll tell you what, it allowed...
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The wrongest joke told by Dave The Documentary
It was a chilly and windy evening in early autumn (I think) in the trendy bohemian (know it all) inner west suburb of Glebe in Sydney (a city). It was early in the evening, people were eating their dinner, happy, out on Thursday at the pub, and looking for a nice evening on dates (how do people...
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Back in context


Now its time to play a little game I like to call "back in context". Hell Yeah!

Well known and celebrity type people like to sometimes like to complain that they get quoted out of context well I'm the type of dude who likes to do shit different so I prefer to put stuff "Back in context". I like to call this...
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Literally a slice to my balls
There was a story in the paper yesterday that some wonderful wonderful scientists may have invented a new perfectly workable male contraceptive pill. Hooray!

Fun facts about scientists:

- If chicks found them fascinating and totally bangable we'd have things like male pills and cures to STDs way faster.
- Some of them are really smart.
- Some of...
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I just randomly found on my bedroom floor five French Francs!

Do you know what that means? I now own five French Francs. And also a French Person who doesnt empty out his pockets anywhere near often enough has been sneaking into my bedroom and doing something that dislodged a coin from a place that it has remained for about a decade. I assume that...
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