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I was in a room where there was a ton of stuff going on. Mostly people talking laughing and drinking. Before

there was nothing distinct about it. You could look around and see various things but nothing that would be

worth holding your attention. A few minutes later something interesting happened. A woman about 5'9"

red hair put up in a bun (I'am sure it...
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The other day I was amused! An older lady was talking among her friends simultaneously me driving me up a fucking

wall. I cannot stand when a group of women stand around and have 6 fucking conversations going on at

the same time. Some of you bitches need to shut the fuck up and listen when other people are talking instead

of having 5 conversations...
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I saw an old friend yesterday and he looks somewhat different! He has turned into a woman!


iam kidding iam kidding! I had you going there for a minute. I heard you say WHAT THE FUCK! No but Honestly

He gained like 80lbs (Trust me I gained 20lbs but Hey I still don't look half bad and get props on the regular)

Not only did...
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Just earlier today I was talking about the blasted car and how the check engine light suddenly appeared.

I was not shocked at all. I thought iam amazed it didn't happen sooner! Just the kind of luck I have with cars.

I decided to have it checked out so off to the diagnostic place. I went to the place and ran into an old friend....
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I hate my car which I mention two blogs ago! Just a mere two blogs ago I was talking about how I hate that

my car constently likes sucking money away from me and always has something going wrong with it.

I need a new car or something. Today I was driving my very rough riding car at a straining highway speed of

65 and...
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Today I saw a guy that had previoulsy commited an act of douchbagery to a high order. I had went to work

out and left my lights on. When I came back my battery was dead. Anyway I said Douchbag since his van

was already in perfect alignment with my car If I attach my jumper cable to his car and get a jump. It...
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It was -30 just two days ago and a very nice and humid 16 degrees at 3pm. All the sudden at 12am it was 50 degrees! I thought "it's a celebration bitches!" I even saw a woman waited for a bus....all the sudden bust out her cleavage! I was like all I need now is a naked chick and a cold beer! I had the...
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I went to the gas staion today to buy non essentials and I was shocked....Or should I say "bowled over"

(who the fuck says that anyway?) The woman that was the cashier Had MONSTER BOOBS! they were

even bigger then clio. I was bit obvious about looking....I guess to her it must of looked something

like . I was thinking GOOD LORD MAN "today...
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Mostly nothing happened today. But then something that was cool did happen! I seen an unexpected friend.

She popped up out of nowhere. She has really nice *real boobs* and she gave me a big hug and man her

boobs are awsome! Whenever she sees me she always give me a big Hug and Iam always like wow that

was great! Boobs rock!

There is a Resturaunt that I like to go to...Usually it is no problem going there and things happen like they should. However recently things have been changing at the resturaunt. This is a very small thing but it's enough to piss me off. I always order a sandwhich and a bowl of soup. The last 4 times I have gone the waitress brings the...
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