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I did not watch Coraline in 3 - d yesterday but maybe I will get to go today. My friend called me and asked

if I would engage in some Drunken debauchery! I said yes of course I will! So I got another friend hey want

to engage in some Drunken debauchery tonight? He said Iam down! I said cool! (I should have known

my one friend is the king of drinking we once Got drunk every night for six weeks straight....the start of the

seventh week I said Dude Iam taking a break he said cool.) We started with two pitchers of beer that were

gone almost as soon as they hit the table....two more pitchers gone!....a shot of tequila....gone! another pitcher!


Gone! Another shot of tequila! gone! another shot of tequila for good measure! Gone! In betweeen the drinking

we were hanging out and this other guy at the bar came up to me and said "May I have this dance?" I said

"no sorry i'am not gay." (he quickly ran to the bathroom) (A few minutes later he came back ) Dude....I?

eh? I? I was you know....just messing around...iam not? I was like dude don't worry about it everything is cool

you don't have to worry about it.....(I always get hit on by gay dudes) People have claimed I don't handel the

situation well but I just say sorry iam not gay...I think that is better then starting a fight or heckeling or doing

any other reaction...A Bit later the Regular bartender comes in (she smelled good) She always wears these

little skirts that barely cover her ass and she has the suicide girl look to her.....Piercings and tattoos. I said

Hi (I used her name) I won't be here much longer.....(I tipped her $5.00) I said hey before I go Ill have one more

shot...if you have it with me....Deal? she said I can't....Iam working.....I said ok maybe sometime when your off

work? She said yes. I said ok Ill see you later I have to go. I told my friend who were still engageing in Drunken

debauchery. Iam toast! I need to leave now...so iam gone! I staggered out the door and went home....I got

home took off my contacts and landed in bed were I passed out instantly! I then woke up several hours

later and still did not feel 100% . I decided I would stay in bed to sleep more of it off....I had like 100 dreams

in 3 hours it was amazing. It seemed that I would have easily been sleeping for days instead of 4 hours. I was

having lucid dreams...(Dreams where i knew i was dreaming) in one of my dreams I was standing on top

of this really high building wondering how I got up there and wondering how I might get down....another dream

I saw this dog that would smile widely whenever he saw another dog on a dvd. He did it twice...I said wow

that is cool! Then i dreamed I woke up and I was getting out of bed and I saw this girl (she look like the

bartender) I said what are you doing here (I knew I was dreaming) She goes you met me last night...I said ok

if that is true what is your name? she goes "candy" I said wrong answer try again! She said C A N D Y.

I said nope that isn't your name. Then some guy appeared and I said now what are you doing here?

He looked scared and said he didn't know....then the next dream I had I was waiting to get into an office

to ask a stupid question....I didn't know the question and everyone in line wanted to know what i was going

to ask? I got into the office and asked (I knew I was dreaming) "How is the stimulus package going to effect

my taxes for the next year?" Then everyone started staring at me. I said hey want to see something cool?

I can do cool stuff?I said I can fly....One guy said it's because you are dead! (I said iam not dead iam just

dreaming...(I woke up) (I fell right back to sleep) I started dreaming I was in a gold lined hallway... I thought it

was neat and I decided to fly around the hallway in circles up and down and going back in forth ....It was cool

But I felt nervous ...i thought maybe something odd would happen....I decided to wake up...I woke up and here

iam.