davidle1

Today I saw a guy that had previoulsy commited an act of douchbagery to a high order. I had went to work

out and left my lights on. When I came back my battery was dead. Anyway I said Douchbag since his van

was already in perfect alignment with my car If I attach my jumper cable to his car and get a jump. It required

no action from him other then to pop his hood. His response "OH NO! IAM NOT JUMPING! I don't even know

where the jumper thing is located" (Not only is he a douchbag but also a complete idiot! Jumper thing? )

I seen him today as I was going to do my workout and instantly I wanted to punch him right in the face...I know

he such a bitch he would fall down and do nothing! I just went around him but honestly a douchbag! On a nicer

note there was this older woman and she was doing a lat pull down and she had some amazing breasts I

ever seen! I thought fuck how is that even possible? She was old as fuck right but her breast were just

amazing! They look pretty natural....I look around and seen half the guys in the gym just staring at her...I was

like wow she is old as fuck ugly but has amazing boobs...