davidle1

I woke up today and jumped in the shower....After a few min of soaping up I felt something strange about my

feet. I looked and Oh my I had two little bite marks on the top of my foot like some small mini vampire bit me.

The precesion of these small fangs were good. They had to bite through a sock and still manage to leave

there two perfect bite marks. I said dam that spider "straight to hell". About an half an hour later my sister

stopped by and saw me itching my foot...She is like what are you doing? I said itching my foot because I was

bitten by a "vampire spider" I showed her...(look how cute the teeth are...) Of course she had to ruin it....

She goes oh well you better hope thats all it is...(She always has a story) She was like my neighbor thought

the same thing but unlucky for him it was the "flesh eating disease" ...I quickly jumped into my Hulk Hogan

impression...I said OH YEAH!~ I GOT THE FLESH EATING DISEASE AND IT CAME HUNGRY.....She laughed at

me... Then I thought GOOD LORD MAN I SURE THE HELL HOPE NOT! so yeah Then I went to work and

it was busy as hell! These people kept coming...and coming and the phone would not stop...I was getting

irritable....JUST DO IT DAM IT! YES??? I felt like Chef Ramsey! Finally I left work ....seen some nasty pics of

spider bites...(don't google it) there are some real nasty ones...OH GOOD LORD...It about made me sick...

So now I will guzzle a Beer and say goodnight!