I did laundry yesterday and I always hate doing laundry but what unnerves me is yelling or wild kids...It really makes me crazy...Oh and they did something else to increase the drastically bad laundry enviroment. The money hugry laundry mat owner installed a JUKE BOX> thats right a juke box right in the middle of the laundry mat...what the who the what the fuck? I thought about asking if they would be willing to hang a flag outside of the building that proclaimed "WELCOME TO THE GHETTO" I walked in and it was horriable They had this bad music that would only be appropriate If i was stella trying to get my groove back or if i was in fact watching how stella got her groove back. It was this whiney women singing ..I mean whining about how she just got dumped and how she should of dumped him long ago...I was like oh fuck do I have to listen to this shit??? then i thought who is the sad fucking sap that is making me endure this shit...as if fucking doing laundry wasnt bad enough....And the music was literally blaring loud throuout the laundry mat.
So then the little kid who was about 8 starts zipping around the laundry mat on his heely's like some sort of crack head without direction or reason. AFter a few moments I thought he would settle down but no he heads over to the car racing video games and after a few moments he starts pushing the NITRO button from the start line in the game...he does several times while slamming down on the pedals in a aggervatng fashion...He of course uses up all his nitros in a matter of a few seconds and his car has smashed into every object it can and not only that he is obviously in last place...what would you expect him to do then....he starts cheering for himself...YEAH YEAH YEAH! Iam like I wish there was two car so I can beat the kid relentlessly at the game....see video below this clearly came to mind... I think it would have brought me a small amount of joy to beat the kid in a game..I hate small bratty kids
So then the little kid who was about 8 starts zipping around the laundry mat on his heely's like some sort of crack head without direction or reason. AFter a few moments I thought he would settle down but no he heads over to the car racing video games and after a few moments he starts pushing the NITRO button from the start line in the game...he does several times while slamming down on the pedals in a aggervatng fashion...He of course uses up all his nitros in a matter of a few seconds and his car has smashed into every object it can and not only that he is obviously in last place...what would you expect him to do then....he starts cheering for himself...YEAH YEAH YEAH! Iam like I wish there was two car so I can beat the kid relentlessly at the game....see video below this clearly came to mind... I think it would have brought me a small amount of joy to beat the kid in a game..I hate small bratty kids
vienna:
omg this blog is A+. I was laughing so hard especially the stella got her groove comment even though I've never seen the movie just the cover alone explains it all lol.....wow music blaring in a laundromat that's gotta make everything calmer and better ha! Actually to be honest at first I thought it was cool lol Then I remembered last week in the laundromat and how it was sooo hot and sweaty and I don't think music would have helped....ok I wrote a novel bye! p.s thanks for the compliment! and give me that venus fly trap 