Spiderman and Lesbians

I never usually Title things but today I decided I would.

I went to work and both topics came about. I was told by a co-worker that he Hated the new Spider Man.

I said how can you hate it! I think it's Great! He said Easy! He said Watching Spiderman Was like Watching you on

Screen. I said What? He said Peter Parker is just like you! I said I dont know how to respond to that. I like

Spiderman. Me being compared to a super Hero. I will take that as a complement. I actually love the movie

I think it has everything and I recommend it ...Especially if I remind people of spiderman....


Lesbians

I dont like Lesbians. Maybe with the exception of Rosie O'donnel...(How dare I like her? She has a cool attitude

So i have to like her or well at least sometimes) I dont mind a bisexual Lesbian but Hey a pure out lesbian forget

It. Two times it has happened. Today I was at work and this Fantastic looking Lesbian approached me to ask me

Something. She had a really nice butt. It was sticking out and I had to check it out. Anyway I could tell she was

at least interested in me. I looked at her nice butt and smiled. I started to answer her question as I looked at her

she smiled and seemed to know that I had totally checked her out. Anyway I smiled back at her as I replied to

her question only then did I relized the old crow that was standing next to her was actually her Girlfriend and

not her mother! The old crow was giving me hard dirty looks ..the only reason I was deterred was because I

Was at work. Ha! had I been asked on the street I would have said Ha bugger off crow. Dont hate the player

hate the game! On another situation I was walking about on a nice summer Day drinking and moving to various

bars and this Hot lesbian Woman saw me checking her out and again she was into me as she smiled happily

and started to strike up a conversation with me. a few moments later again an old haggard woman appeared

and began to give me disturbing looks and tried to verbally push me away! She was like OK THANK YOU THAT

IS ALL WE NEED! I thought speak for yourself grandma! your hot girlfriend is clearly Interested. At that point she

Was giving me a hard and ugly look. I looked at her and gave her a super wide smile and I laughed loudly to be irritating and I thought I may not

get your girlfriend but I dont have to. If shes into guys your days are numbered Grandma! It does not have to be

me. So maybe I dont even not like lesbians but What I dont like is an old lesbian trying to be hard with me

because her Girlfriend digs me.

In the reverse guys do it to. There super hot girlfriend will notice me checking them out and then OH MY GOD

they will again sometimes find a reason to ask me something and then The guy will be super glued on my gaze..

it isn't my fault your girlfriend is wearing a see through shirt and no Bra and hell yeah iam going to look and like

it. That actually happened she was asking me a question and she leaned over and she had huge boobs So of

course she is going to have her boobs lounge foward and you can see major cleavage...

I thought OH MY GOD I totally want her. If a woman looks hot and is wearing next to nothing iam looking!

Last week this older lady (but still really hot) she was wearing these skin tight white pants and she had this

really nice looking butt...And as she walked past she noticed me staring at her and she smiled and stopped

and she said "It is really nice weather we are having dont you think?" I had no idea how that even related to

me checking her out ,but I said Oh um Yeah the weather is Fantastic! and then just two days ago I was walking

out of a little mall and I noticed this very busty woman wearing a tight shirt and she was bouncing about and

I was again looking at her from the inside of the mall. She seemed to pause because as I made my way outside

I was looking right at her boobs... And this is funny She stops in front of me and say excuse me...but may I ask

You a question? I said of course you can ask me what you like...Then I was thinking she was going to say

something about me staring at her boobs...Nope...She says where is "the Gap?" I said Funny you should ask

I know exactly where it is. I gave her the address and said I hope you have a great day she said thank you

and moved on.