I went to work heard about a party offering free beer and and a chance to see half naked women..sounds good..but I said i dont know man..maybe ..I just dont know...Then at work I noticed several things...the style...I see a lot of people dressing in the latest style....well this is say since November...the first time i seen this I thought what the fuck..man that lady is playing cool when her dry cleaner really fucked up her pants..the style: wearing pants that are way to short with boots....people must pay $100 for such pants right..i know it..well anyway if you want to accomplish this very retarded style ..heres what you do..go to local dry cleaner tell them you want to have a pair of pants hemmed and have them hemm the pants really fucking high so it looks like your pants got shrunk or maybe you brought the wrong size...or better yet just bye a pants size that is really shorter then what you usually wear and bam you save $100s of dollars and look as retarded as everyone else wearing that "style". Today just as my shift was winding down this really hot women walked in and so I called a contracted co worker hey Jose..come here man check out what that cat just dragged in..and there were also two much older woman who noticed that i had a interest in the hot women that just walked in..and mind you I wasnt talking to the other two women who just happen to be observing me and my fellow co worker..and one of them opened there big fat trap..and said SEE WHAT DO MEN SEE IN WOMEN LIKE THAT ANYWAY...SHES TOO SKINNY..and i thought to myself..i would take her over you anyday and why does it fucking matter what i think i dont even know you. Also a new observation that i hate if your in a building and your past 10 years old you should not have to be told its time to use your "inside voice here" OMG so many times i see people that should no better blabbering so loudly the people 50 feet away could join in on the conversation..jesus i wish they would shut the hell up sometimes. Also seen a lot of women wearing really open tops today sporting crazy cleavage and i thought oh baby oh baby O...and O BOY and God bless american...and the classic line stolen from Dave Chappell "come on titty" so far I havent seen such an incident but i did one time just miss such an incident at work...see this half drunken women with really big boobs and her boyfriend were standing in this huge mirrored room where i work and i just stepped out to grab a quick drink of water and when i cam back she had one of her boobs smashed against one of the mirrors...and I couldnt see her nipple but she quickly found out I was aware of what she was doing and put her boob back in her shirt and said they dont care...and i thought dam it man! like this other time at a bar i saw two women flirting with eachother and no one else saw it and the other lady started taking off her shirt and i couldnt help it i started smiling like I had just eating a bag of smiles and the one lady stopped taking off her shirt and the other one said why ..why do you stop? and she pointed at me and I smiled and said thank you very much Ill be here all night... 