davidjett

I just read my friend Jessica's blog. She's reading a Keith Richards biography and it included this entertaining story:


We ended up, that first night together, October 19, 1969, at the Yamato-E, a trendy late-sixties L.A. Japanese restaurant, where the atmosphere wasn't entirely friendly. As we were preparing to leave, a man and woman encountered Keith coming back from the toilet. "You'd be cute," the woman said, "if you put a rinse on your hair."

"You'd be cute," Keith told her, "if you put a rinse on your cunt."


And now a story some of you have heard before, but it fits in with the theme of this post...

There's a line I love from the film "My Favorite Year" with Peter O'Toole. I got to use it once in public. I was with some people at one of those yuppie "at the Garden" outdoor shows a while back. Right after the concert ended, we headed for the port-a-potties. The guy's johns all were full. So I went into one for the gals, which had no line at the time. I take a piss. When I walk out, there's a big line of gals waiting to get in. One of the drunk chicks yells out,"hey, that's for girls!" I answered (pointing at my crotch,) "so's this; but every now and then I have to run some water through it!"