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That's a quote from "The Jerk." If you've never seen that movie, I hate you. Just on general principle. I also have the same problem with someone who tells me that they don't own a tv. I want to punch those people in the face. Seriously. I don't mind people who say, "well, I only watch the news or PBS." Or "I watch football, and that's about it." (ok, I have a problem with the latter, but that's for entirely different reasons...)
Saying you don't own a tv is like saying you don't believe in cars. Or telephones. Or the internet. Or you don't really listen to music. I don't trust these people. Anyone without a car is usually someone who can't afford one right then or can't drive for legal reasons. But if they could suddenly have a car to drive, then they would. How the fuck can you not watch tv? Now I know people who have a tv and don't watch it much because they lead very interesting and full lives. I've had periods of my life where I was doing so much shit everyday due to work or a girlfriend or Jack Daniels that I didn't watch much tv. I had a lot of shit going on. But I owned a TV. I had cable. I watched it some everynight before I passed out. The people I've known who claim they have no tv at all and don't want one...you would think they live the kind of life that was a cross between Tommy Lee and Princess Di. However...no. The people I've known that did not watch or want a tv at all have been some of the most boring people I've ever met.
Anyway, for those of you normal people out there, here are the season premiere dates for cool shows:
Sept. 21-The Office, My Name Is Earl, Grey's Anatomy, Shark (with James Woods)
Sept. 24-Desparate Housewives
Sept. 25-Heroes
Sept. 26-Gilmore Girls
Sept. 28-Smallville
Oct. 3-Vernonica Mars
Oct. 4-Lost
Oct. 11-30 Rock
Nov. 2-The OC (is this even going to be worth watching anymore? Actually, when was it?)
My pick for best new show of the season, Studio 60, doesn't have an official start date yet.
That's a quote from "The Jerk." If you've never seen that movie, I hate you. Just on general principle. I also have the same problem with someone who tells me that they don't own a tv. I want to punch those people in the face. Seriously. I don't mind people who say, "well, I only watch the news or PBS." Or "I watch football, and that's about it." (ok, I have a problem with the latter, but that's for entirely different reasons...)
Saying you don't own a tv is like saying you don't believe in cars. Or telephones. Or the internet. Or you don't really listen to music. I don't trust these people. Anyone without a car is usually someone who can't afford one right then or can't drive for legal reasons. But if they could suddenly have a car to drive, then they would. How the fuck can you not watch tv? Now I know people who have a tv and don't watch it much because they lead very interesting and full lives. I've had periods of my life where I was doing so much shit everyday due to work or a girlfriend or Jack Daniels that I didn't watch much tv. I had a lot of shit going on. But I owned a TV. I had cable. I watched it some everynight before I passed out. The people I've known who claim they have no tv at all and don't want one...you would think they live the kind of life that was a cross between Tommy Lee and Princess Di. However...no. The people I've known that did not watch or want a tv at all have been some of the most boring people I've ever met.
Anyway, for those of you normal people out there, here are the season premiere dates for cool shows:
Sept. 21-The Office, My Name Is Earl, Grey's Anatomy, Shark (with James Woods)
Sept. 24-Desparate Housewives
Sept. 25-Heroes
Sept. 26-Gilmore Girls
Sept. 28-Smallville
Oct. 3-Vernonica Mars
Oct. 4-Lost
Oct. 11-30 Rock
Nov. 2-The OC (is this even going to be worth watching anymore? Actually, when was it?)
My pick for best new show of the season, Studio 60, doesn't have an official start date yet.
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