davidjett

And what are THEIR names?

People have a lot of names and slang terms for breasts. Most guys, when talking to other guys, will use the term "tits," as in, "Hey, lady, your gigantic tits are blocking my view of the game!" When talking to women, guys will use the friendlier term "boobs." Boobs is the least offensive slang term, as has been proven time and time again on reruns of "Match Game."

Most ladies refer to them at "boobs," "boobies" or...uh..."ladies."

I recently ran across a new variation. This was used by a gal, not a guy. And I had never heard it before:

Boobers.

I guess this is the female translation of "Hooters." "Boobers" does kinda sound like a sports bar...or a kids cartoon character...