Headlines
Here are some entertaining headlines from the AP Wire...
Ironic Headline:
Former Village People Cop Is Arrested
"Snakes on a Plane" headline:
'Brokeback' Takes Top Film at Gay Awards
Is Patricia Hearst in trouble again? headline:
Court TV Develops Show With John Waters
Who wouldn't want to see the 65-year old greeter naked? headline:
Student Spends Spring Break at Wal-Mart
I shot a man in Reno...headline:
Police Say Pa. Teens Taunted, Killed Man
AP - Tue Mar 28, 8:21 PM ET
PHILADELPHIA - Two teenagers taunted a man rummaging through a trash bin and then killed him after he bared his buttocks at them, police said Tuesday.
I was just holding that for a bear...headline:
Couple Whose Family Was Stranded Arrested
AP - Wed Mar 29, 5:09 AM ET
PORTLAND, Ore. - The joy of a couple's rescue from the snowy mountains of southwest Oregon turned sour after they were arrested on drug charges in Washington state, authorities said.
"Well, spring break at Walmart was already booked up" headline:
Rape Probe Grounds Duke's Lacrosse Team
AP - 59 minutes ago
DURHAM, N.C. - Duke University's president has suspended the school's highly ranked lacrosse team from play until school administrators learn more about allegations that several team members raped an exotic dancer at an off-campus party.
Here are some entertaining headlines from the AP Wire...
Ironic Headline:
Former Village People Cop Is Arrested
"Snakes on a Plane" headline:
'Brokeback' Takes Top Film at Gay Awards
Is Patricia Hearst in trouble again? headline:
Court TV Develops Show With John Waters
Who wouldn't want to see the 65-year old greeter naked? headline:
Student Spends Spring Break at Wal-Mart
I shot a man in Reno...headline:
Police Say Pa. Teens Taunted, Killed Man
AP - Tue Mar 28, 8:21 PM ET
PHILADELPHIA - Two teenagers taunted a man rummaging through a trash bin and then killed him after he bared his buttocks at them, police said Tuesday.
I was just holding that for a bear...headline:
Couple Whose Family Was Stranded Arrested
AP - Wed Mar 29, 5:09 AM ET
PORTLAND, Ore. - The joy of a couple's rescue from the snowy mountains of southwest Oregon turned sour after they were arrested on drug charges in Washington state, authorities said.
"Well, spring break at Walmart was already booked up" headline:
Rape Probe Grounds Duke's Lacrosse Team
AP - 59 minutes ago
DURHAM, N.C. - Duke University's president has suspended the school's highly ranked lacrosse team from play until school administrators learn more about allegations that several team members raped an exotic dancer at an off-campus party.
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Cheers!