Worst Music of 2005!
Here's a list of hacks and no-talents that make me want to be shot in the face by Dick Cheney:
Mariah Carey-weren't we done with her? Didn't Glitter make even your everyday "I'll listen to whatever FM 100 plays" idiot turn against her? I guess not. Mimi got emancipated. And got nominated for a bunch of Grammys. And Muslims are killing people over cartoons. Shouldn't someone have been killed over this shit?
Fall Out Boy-a band that would fall off the face of the planet if not for 15 year-old boys. When I was 15, I listened to AC/DC and the Sex Pistols. Do you think Fall Out Boy will be held in the same reverence as these bands a few years from now?
R. Kelly-Trapped in the Closet was the biggest piece of crap this side of current day WWE. And it's confusing...wait, who's in the closet? What was that midget doing? When do we get to the chapter about peeing on an underage girl? Tickets for the Memphis R. Kelly show went on sale last week and sold out in 17 minutes. That tells you all you need to know about Memphis...
OK Go-that's what I'm saying...ok...go, already.
Coheed and Cambria-meandering music, pretentious lyrics, liked primarily by guys who can't get dates. I liked this band better when they were known as Rush.
And I suppose there ought to be a section where I lump all of the crap hippie acts together...Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, etc. And now Jack Johnson does a Curious George cd. I can guarantee you I'll never listen to that one. And, hey, Jack Johnson, put on some damn shoes! Anyone who goes barefoot on stage sucks. Simple rule. This obviously also applies to hippie country guy Pat Green and hippie Janis Joplin wannabe Joss Stone.
Brad Paisley-his song "Alcohol" actually makes me miss Achy-Breaky-Heart.
Mars Volta-kinda like Tool, if Tool listened to NPR.
Hey, here's some overated indy crap: The Shins, Auqalung, Sufjan Stevens, Hot Hot Heat.
And we can throw in some of those emo/goth bands like My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, and any band with "blood" or "bleed" in their name. And for that matter, any band with more than 4 words in their name...or any American Idol. Especially Bo Bice, who wishes that he were Scott Stapp...and speaking of...
Well, the worst piece of shit this past year has to be the new solo cd from former Creed frontman Scott Stapp, who got into a drunken fist fight with another crappy band, 311, got married, got drunk, tried to get on a plane, drunk, got arrested for being in public while...drunk. I'm sensing a theme here. What am I trying to say? Oh, yeah. Scott Stapp is a drunken, talentless jackass.
It's amazing how much crap people listen to just because that's what they are spoon-fed on top 40 radio. The quicker more people sign up for satellite radio and get exposed to some music beyond Toby Keith and Panic At The Disco, the better off our society will be. And please, people, don't let Mariah Carrey get her own Sirius channel...
Here's a list of hacks and no-talents that make me want to be shot in the face by Dick Cheney:
Mariah Carey-weren't we done with her? Didn't Glitter make even your everyday "I'll listen to whatever FM 100 plays" idiot turn against her? I guess not. Mimi got emancipated. And got nominated for a bunch of Grammys. And Muslims are killing people over cartoons. Shouldn't someone have been killed over this shit?
Fall Out Boy-a band that would fall off the face of the planet if not for 15 year-old boys. When I was 15, I listened to AC/DC and the Sex Pistols. Do you think Fall Out Boy will be held in the same reverence as these bands a few years from now?
R. Kelly-Trapped in the Closet was the biggest piece of crap this side of current day WWE. And it's confusing...wait, who's in the closet? What was that midget doing? When do we get to the chapter about peeing on an underage girl? Tickets for the Memphis R. Kelly show went on sale last week and sold out in 17 minutes. That tells you all you need to know about Memphis...
OK Go-that's what I'm saying...ok...go, already.
Coheed and Cambria-meandering music, pretentious lyrics, liked primarily by guys who can't get dates. I liked this band better when they were known as Rush.
And I suppose there ought to be a section where I lump all of the crap hippie acts together...Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, etc. And now Jack Johnson does a Curious George cd. I can guarantee you I'll never listen to that one. And, hey, Jack Johnson, put on some damn shoes! Anyone who goes barefoot on stage sucks. Simple rule. This obviously also applies to hippie country guy Pat Green and hippie Janis Joplin wannabe Joss Stone.
Brad Paisley-his song "Alcohol" actually makes me miss Achy-Breaky-Heart.
Mars Volta-kinda like Tool, if Tool listened to NPR.
Hey, here's some overated indy crap: The Shins, Auqalung, Sufjan Stevens, Hot Hot Heat.
And we can throw in some of those emo/goth bands like My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, and any band with "blood" or "bleed" in their name. And for that matter, any band with more than 4 words in their name...or any American Idol. Especially Bo Bice, who wishes that he were Scott Stapp...and speaking of...
Well, the worst piece of shit this past year has to be the new solo cd from former Creed frontman Scott Stapp, who got into a drunken fist fight with another crappy band, 311, got married, got drunk, tried to get on a plane, drunk, got arrested for being in public while...drunk. I'm sensing a theme here. What am I trying to say? Oh, yeah. Scott Stapp is a drunken, talentless jackass.
It's amazing how much crap people listen to just because that's what they are spoon-fed on top 40 radio. The quicker more people sign up for satellite radio and get exposed to some music beyond Toby Keith and Panic At The Disco, the better off our society will be. And please, people, don't let Mariah Carrey get her own Sirius channel...