david138

Listen up all you primitive screw heads today is November 2, 2004 and you all know what that means, its Election Day. For those of us living in the disingenuous monkey house the rest of the world has come to call the UNITED States of America just remember its your civic duty and RIGHT (thats correct we still have those) to vote today. Now if youre anything like me you strongly deem the Electoral College to be a steaming pile of shit and you feel like a dirty whore going to the polls and having to choose either George W. or John Kerry. I almost feel I am making a decision between The Bubonic Plague and AIDS. Sure you can vote third party but lets be honest those votes are never counted; the numbers are just made up when the results are due. Hell those idiots down in Florida didnt even count votes for Al Gore last election and he was one of the names in the bold print on the ballot. I also realize that a check mark or hole punches are very difficult feats for some of you so my advice it to find an index card or even a scrap piece of paper at home and practice before going to the polls. Remember your dialysis machines wont fit in the voting booths so if youre old enough to remember voting for George Washington, stay home we wouldnt want you breaking a hip.

All joking aside George W. Bush is a senseless god-fearing warmonger who thinks it is his holy grail to populate the motherland. I dont give a damn if you vote for the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man just as long as its not the Brain-dead Callow man Georgey-boy Junior. The rest of the world hates us, and were voting on two piles of shit (one just happens to be stacked higher) so no matter what happens today in the 4th 5th 6th and 7th recount tonight its going to be another rough 4 years and itll be OUR RESPONSIBILITY as the UNITED States of America to find our own personal strength and love our neighbor -- something our leaders will never understand. Everyone enjoy yourselves at the polls today, I'm gonna go burn me up some shameless propaganda.