always with the surveys...
1. Are you girly?
uuuh no, im not
2. do other girls think your pretty?
well i dont...wait...other?
3. what do other girls think of you?
there must be some mistake, im a guy.
4. whats your favorite brand of makeup?
hey wait, i said im a guy.
5. how many skirts do you own?
what?? none! i dont wear skirts.
6. have you slept with alot of guys?
HOLD ON, you still got this wrong. im a dude. DUUUDE.
7. do you have a bf?
no i do not! NOT that theres anything wrong with that.
8. do you enjoy orally pleasing your man?
WOAH! ok. listen. i dont have a man, get it?
9. if so, how often a week?
I SAID I DONT HAVE A MAN NOR DO I PLEASE HIM ORALLY!
10. do you like to ride or be on the bottom?
what kind of stupid survey is this??
11. is your period light of heavy?
AAAAAHH!! NEITHER! NONE! NOT ANY OF THOSE AT ALL!
12. do you experience cramps, headaches, bloating or all of these?
I have a large headache right now....
13. what brand of tampon do you use?
*breathes slowly*
14. do your drapes match your curtains?
my what?? match my what?!
15. how many vibrators do you own?
oh now your just being sick!
16. does your bf know?
I DO NOT HAVE A BF!
17. have you ever been attracted to a girl?
jeesh thats kind of better i guess. yes quite often, thank you!
18. what kind of wedding do you want?
*sigh* i dont know...
19. what kind of dress do you want to wear?
dammitwhatdidItellyouimaguy!!!
20. and finally, whats your favorite thing about being a girl?
ALRIGHT! THATS IT! this is bullshit, i dont need this, you suck i hate you! *storms out*
1. Are you girly?
uuuh no, im not
2. do other girls think your pretty?
well i dont...wait...other?
3. what do other girls think of you?
there must be some mistake, im a guy.
4. whats your favorite brand of makeup?
hey wait, i said im a guy.
5. how many skirts do you own?
what?? none! i dont wear skirts.
6. have you slept with alot of guys?
HOLD ON, you still got this wrong. im a dude. DUUUDE.
7. do you have a bf?
no i do not! NOT that theres anything wrong with that.
8. do you enjoy orally pleasing your man?
WOAH! ok. listen. i dont have a man, get it?
9. if so, how often a week?
I SAID I DONT HAVE A MAN NOR DO I PLEASE HIM ORALLY!
10. do you like to ride or be on the bottom?
what kind of stupid survey is this??
11. is your period light of heavy?
AAAAAHH!! NEITHER! NONE! NOT ANY OF THOSE AT ALL!
12. do you experience cramps, headaches, bloating or all of these?
I have a large headache right now....
13. what brand of tampon do you use?
*breathes slowly*
14. do your drapes match your curtains?
my what?? match my what?!
15. how many vibrators do you own?
oh now your just being sick!
16. does your bf know?
I DO NOT HAVE A BF!
17. have you ever been attracted to a girl?
jeesh thats kind of better i guess. yes quite often, thank you!
18. what kind of wedding do you want?
*sigh* i dont know...
19. what kind of dress do you want to wear?
dammitwhatdidItellyouimaguy!!!
20. and finally, whats your favorite thing about being a girl?
ALRIGHT! THATS IT! this is bullshit, i dont need this, you suck i hate you! *storms out*
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syl:
haha. That was awesome. Thank you for that. Very entertaining!
alkaline:
hah its cute that you like my hair. You need a new blog! It's cool here, get comfy, stay a while.