(pity me, for these are the people i know.
earlier i ran into a girl i know and she seemed pissed and standoffish which hasn't ever been the case. I confront her about it and here's that conversation)
hey wtf you've been looking at me like i punched your mom.
whatever, i don't feel like talking to you.
errr why
you just say dumb shit. you're not as cute and funny as you think.
hmmm i don't know...*smirk and wink*
you just say offensive shit sometimes
what did i say offensive to you?
not about me, last time i saw you, you just said mean shit. its offensive and i don't need to be around that.
(seriously feel bad) listen I'm sorry i didn't mean to offend you in any way. i don't even remember what i said.
you made hella jokes about michael jackson
(my eyes glaze over as i stop feeling bad immediately) you're serious?
yes. that isn't funny. you shouldn't make fun of dead people.
well technically only 30% of him is actually dead.
see! ugh. that kinda shit isn't funny. he was an amazing icon. one of my heroes and you said hella fucked up things. that shit is offensive.
ok this is dumb, you don't wanna talk to me anymore because i made some jokes?
YOU said that instead of being buried, Madonna bought his body for spare parts. THEN you said that even though hes dead in 6 months you still wont be able to tell the difference, THEN you said in 50 years he'll look like a melted snowman cuz they'll be nothing left but the nose. THEN you said that in honor of his death, they turned off amber alert for an hour.
(i cover my face and try to mask my laughs as coughing, then i make my decision)
I'm sorry OK? it was mean, it was rude, it was stupid, it wont happen again.
(she gives me one of those "fine but im still pissed at you" faces)
listen let me make it up to you. ill buy you a drink ok? how about a jesus juice? bartender, can i get some wine in a pepsi can please?
FUCK YOU. (she storms off)
awww dont go! hey don't tell anyone about this or else you're parents will get mad and you'll get in trouble!
(*sigh* DAMN it feels good to be a gangster) ;P
earlier i ran into a girl i know and she seemed pissed and standoffish which hasn't ever been the case. I confront her about it and here's that conversation)
hey wtf you've been looking at me like i punched your mom.
whatever, i don't feel like talking to you.
errr why
you just say dumb shit. you're not as cute and funny as you think.
hmmm i don't know...*smirk and wink*
you just say offensive shit sometimes
what did i say offensive to you?
not about me, last time i saw you, you just said mean shit. its offensive and i don't need to be around that.
(seriously feel bad) listen I'm sorry i didn't mean to offend you in any way. i don't even remember what i said.
you made hella jokes about michael jackson
(my eyes glaze over as i stop feeling bad immediately) you're serious?
yes. that isn't funny. you shouldn't make fun of dead people.
well technically only 30% of him is actually dead.
see! ugh. that kinda shit isn't funny. he was an amazing icon. one of my heroes and you said hella fucked up things. that shit is offensive.
ok this is dumb, you don't wanna talk to me anymore because i made some jokes?
YOU said that instead of being buried, Madonna bought his body for spare parts. THEN you said that even though hes dead in 6 months you still wont be able to tell the difference, THEN you said in 50 years he'll look like a melted snowman cuz they'll be nothing left but the nose. THEN you said that in honor of his death, they turned off amber alert for an hour.
(i cover my face and try to mask my laughs as coughing, then i make my decision)
I'm sorry OK? it was mean, it was rude, it was stupid, it wont happen again.
(she gives me one of those "fine but im still pissed at you" faces)
listen let me make it up to you. ill buy you a drink ok? how about a jesus juice? bartender, can i get some wine in a pepsi can please?
FUCK YOU. (she storms off)
awww dont go! hey don't tell anyone about this or else you're parents will get mad and you'll get in trouble!
(*sigh* DAMN it feels good to be a gangster) ;P
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and im glad you like my place
tv? well its coming....a nice 60in HD flat screen, courtesy of my roomies parents
they are getting a new one and decided to grace us with their old
yipee!!!
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